~60th Dance~

[donttelldaddy]

Hello, Hogwarts! Some rotten snake's told me that there's mischief afoot, and so, I thought that it it would be a lovely time for a new game.

It's called,

Which Hogwarts Professor is Sleeping With Students?

And it's simple, really, all you have to do is take a guess. The winner gets ten galleons right out of my pocket, and if they so desire, they can come with me while I turn the person in. I may throw in some chocolate.

First person right wins, so you'd better hurry.

Comments

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

I didn't want to play!

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

What are you asking, then?

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Why would you post something like that?

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I wasn't lying. It's a problem that needs attention.

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

So bring it up with the person who has the problem!

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

You don't think that you and the rest of our peers should know? They should be reminded to be careful.

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

What do you mean me? Why would you bring me into it?

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

It has nothing to do with you, specifically. Besides, everyone would have found out eventually if their teacher disappeared from his post.

[and then, private]

Please relax, I've been berated enough, and it's being resolved.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, Dumbledore would probably make an announcement or something.

I don't like this stuff, Lili.

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I wasn't thinking about you when I wrote it.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Does it matter if you were or not?

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I don't have time to consider whether you or anyone else will approve of my methods each time I decide to out a criminal.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

You aren't outing a criminal! Being all "Someone somewhere is committing a crime" isn't helping anyone! If you're not gonna take them down yourself, at least give up a name so someone else can do it for you. You're just gonna make people freak out.

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I'm not telling you.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Then tell Dumbledore, or someone. Being all vague about it is just stirring crap.

Re: [Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I've already been to see him, and I've already been lectured. I don't need you angry with me again.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Fine.

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

You're not, are you?

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Not if you swear it's being taken care of for real.

And you weren't just trying to shit on people.

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

It's as resolved as it's going to be, it's not within my power to make any promises. That would be Dumbledore's job.

There isn't a name here, nobody's reputation has been hurt.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

No, that just means everyone's reputation is fucked now.

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

That isn't true.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

If no one knows who it was, it could have been anyone.

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

That doesn't hurt any individual, it only makes the students paranoid.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Definitely doesn't make you look good.