~60th Dance~

[donttelldaddy]

Hello, Hogwarts! Some rotten snake's told me that there's mischief afoot, and so, I thought that it it would be a lovely time for a new game.

It's called,

Which Hogwarts Professor is Sleeping With Students?

And it's simple, really, all you have to do is take a guess. The winner gets ten galleons right out of my pocket, and if they so desire, they can come with me while I turn the person in. I may throw in some chocolate.

First person right wins, so you'd better hurry.

Comments

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

If you don't want me to get mad, maybe you should stop doing stupid crap.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Leave me alone. Most of the stupid things you're referring to have to do with you, anyway.

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make them my idea.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I know, I'm not blaming you. But having you rub it in my face when I do something stupid, despite the fact that you're almost always involved in some way, isn't helping. I'm trying.

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

It doesn't seem like you're trying very hard, is all.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Writing that will stop more bad decisions than it starts.

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Would it kill you to believe that I know what I'm doing?

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Not when you make it obvious that you don't!

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Nobody's getting hurt, and the affair isn't happening again, I would call it a perfect result.

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Why can't you just handle things like a normal person?

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Because that doesn't always work! They get out of hand, and it becomes a contest.

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Then beat them.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I did.

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

By making the entire school flip out.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

That's what it takes to get through to some people.

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

And what about everyone else?

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

What about everyone else? Are you concerned? There's no need to be.

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Maybe there is.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

There isn't. If there was, I would tell you first.

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

That isn't what I meant.

Maybe I just liked being able to talk to my ex-girlfriend without everyone assuming there's something going on when there's not.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

If it were Fin, nobody would care, she's not even a year out of school. Is that what you're so upset about?

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

People would care! They always care!

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

No, they don't. And even if they did, setting the record straight is very simple.

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Not when you've gone out of your way to make sure people are gonna be freaking out over every little thing.