~60th Dance~

[donttelldaddy]

Hello, Hogwarts! Some rotten snake's told me that there's mischief afoot, and so, I thought that it it would be a lovely time for a new game.

It's called,

Which Hogwarts Professor is Sleeping With Students?

And it's simple, really, all you have to do is take a guess. The winner gets ten galleons right out of my pocket, and if they so desire, they can come with me while I turn the person in. I may throw in some chocolate.

First person right wins, so you'd better hurry.

Comments

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I'm not telling you.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Then tell Dumbledore, or someone. Being all vague about it is just stirring crap.

Re: [Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I've already been to see him, and I've already been lectured. I don't need you angry with me again.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Fine.

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

You're not, are you?

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Not if you swear it's being taken care of for real.

And you weren't just trying to shit on people.

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

It's as resolved as it's going to be, it's not within my power to make any promises. That would be Dumbledore's job.

There isn't a name here, nobody's reputation has been hurt.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

No, that just means everyone's reputation is fucked now.

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

That isn't true.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

If no one knows who it was, it could have been anyone.

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

That doesn't hurt any individual, it only makes the students paranoid.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Definitely doesn't make you look good.

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

That isn't what I'm concerned about.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

If you don't want me to get mad, maybe you should stop doing stupid crap.

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Leave me alone. Most of the stupid things you're referring to have to do with you, anyway.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make them my idea.

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I know, I'm not blaming you. But having you rub it in my face when I do something stupid, despite the fact that you're almost always involved in some way, isn't helping. I'm trying.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

It doesn't seem like you're trying very hard, is all.

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Writing that will stop more bad decisions than it starts.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Would it kill you to believe that I know what I'm doing?

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Not when you make it obvious that you don't!

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Nobody's getting hurt, and the affair isn't happening again, I would call it a perfect result.

[Private]

[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Why can't you just handle things like a normal person?

[Private]

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Because that doesn't always work! They get out of hand, and it becomes a contest.