~60th Dance~

[donttelldaddy]

Hello, Hogwarts! Some rotten snake's told me that there's mischief afoot, and so, I thought that it it would be a lovely time for a new game.

It's called,

Which Hogwarts Professor is Sleeping With Students?

And it's simple, really, all you have to do is take a guess. The winner gets ten galleons right out of my pocket, and if they so desire, they can come with me while I turn the person in. I may throw in some chocolate.

First person right wins, so you'd better hurry.

Comments

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Why? You could go to prison, and at the very least, you'll never be hired again. Is your pride really that important?

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Yes. And I could go to prison for far worse.


((Strike barely there.))

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make sense, it's not even proportional! I won't be in a Quidditch game, but you'll be ruined! Why is this so important to you?

...for what?

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

'Cause I'd be happy knowing when I left, you were miserable.

None of your business.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

That is so petty, how old are you? I will get over it, you won't.

You'd have done a better job scribbling if that were true.

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Old enough. Whatever, I don't really care what you think of me.

You think I'm really going to tell you?

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I want to know what your mental dysfunction is that allows you think that you could gain anything from this.

I don't care.

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

I know I'm not going to gain anything from this. I'll lose everything, But guess what. I'm fine with that.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Why? Are you getting ready to commit suicide? Because that's the only thing that makes sense.

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

People who kill themselves are only running away from their problems.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

You feel guilty and desire punishment, then?

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'm secretly a masochist. It's the only reason I would ever get involved with you.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Why, then? You can't possibly hate me so much that you'd give everything you have for a tiny stab at me. Why are you so apathetic about it?

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Because you're expecting me to beg.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

No I'm not, that's pathetic. I want back into the game, that's it.

Would you care if I told Maron?

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

....That's a completely different topic.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Is it? I could take it up with her before I speak to the Headmaster, I'm sure she'd be glad to take the trip to his office with me.

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Yeah.. I'm sure she would love to be apart of it..

She doesn't need to hear about this. Not even in a joking matter.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Who's joking?

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

As far as everyone's concerned, you are. No one has taken you seriously yet.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? Maron seems to be taking it very seriously.

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

...She takes this kind of stuff seriously...

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I'm sure she'd like to know.

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Don't even mention my name to her.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Or what, you'll ban me from the Quidditch game?

Wait a moment...