~60th Dance~

[donttelldaddy]

Hello, Hogwarts! Some rotten snake's told me that there's mischief afoot, and so, I thought that it it would be a lovely time for a new game.

It's called,

Which Hogwarts Professor is Sleeping With Students?

And it's simple, really, all you have to do is take a guess. The winner gets ten galleons right out of my pocket, and if they so desire, they can come with me while I turn the person in. I may throw in some chocolate.

First person right wins, so you'd better hurry.

Comments

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

'Cause I'd be happy knowing when I left, you were miserable.

None of your business.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

That is so petty, how old are you? I will get over it, you won't.

You'd have done a better job scribbling if that were true.

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Old enough. Whatever, I don't really care what you think of me.

You think I'm really going to tell you?

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I want to know what your mental dysfunction is that allows you think that you could gain anything from this.

I don't care.

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

I know I'm not going to gain anything from this. I'll lose everything, But guess what. I'm fine with that.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Why? Are you getting ready to commit suicide? Because that's the only thing that makes sense.

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

People who kill themselves are only running away from their problems.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

You feel guilty and desire punishment, then?

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'm secretly a masochist. It's the only reason I would ever get involved with you.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Why, then? You can't possibly hate me so much that you'd give everything you have for a tiny stab at me. Why are you so apathetic about it?

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Because you're expecting me to beg.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

No I'm not, that's pathetic. I want back into the game, that's it.

Would you care if I told Maron?

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

....That's a completely different topic.

private;

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Is it? I could take it up with her before I speak to the Headmaster, I'm sure she'd be glad to take the trip to his office with me.

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Yeah.. I'm sure she would love to be apart of it..

She doesn't need to hear about this. Not even in a joking matter.

private;

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Who's joking?

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

As far as everyone's concerned, you are. No one has taken you seriously yet.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? Maron seems to be taking it very seriously.

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

...She takes this kind of stuff seriously...

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I'm sure she'd like to know.

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Don't even mention my name to her.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Or what, you'll ban me from the Quidditch game?

Wait a moment...

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

I...




Fine. What do you want?

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I want back on the team, I want a perfect grade in your class, and I don't want to clean up after magical creatures all weekend, tell him you'll take the detention over.

And Maron says my father will hear about this, too, make sure that he doesn't.

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[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

And what if I can't give you all of that?