~60th Dance~

[donttelldaddy]

Hello, Hogwarts! Some rotten snake's told me that there's mischief afoot, and so, I thought that it it would be a lovely time for a new game.

It's called,

Which Hogwarts Professor is Sleeping With Students?

And it's simple, really, all you have to do is take a guess. The winner gets ten galleons right out of my pocket, and if they so desire, they can come with me while I turn the person in. I may throw in some chocolate.

First person right wins, so you'd better hurry.

Comments

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Physical evidence, you mean? No, I do not.

[noheatnikki.livejournal.com]

[Auror-mode: engaged]

Speculation, then? Witness testimony?

...

Personal experience?

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

[In case she needed a reminder of how much she hates Aurors.]

That's insulting. I was told by someone else.

[noheatnikki.livejournal.com]

I had to ask. This could have been some strange cry for help.

It's a pretty serious accusation to throw out based on what someone told you.

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Don't worry.

If there's any possibility, it should be brought up.

[noheatnikki.livejournal.com]

I agree with the sentiment, just not the process. A guessing game? You're actually minimizing the seriousness of what you're accusing. This should have been taken straight to Dumbledore.

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Everyone seems to realize that, and so they must recognize its seriousness, regardless of my tone.

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[noheatnikki.livejournal.com]

I need you to tell me what you know, or what you heard. This is not a game.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

You know everything that I know already.

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[noheatnikki.livejournal.com]

Except the names. Which happens to be the most important part.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Ask my Head of House, I've spoken to him about it at length.

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[noheatnikki.livejournal.com]

You're willing to tell anyone that guesses, but you won't tell me?

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Correct.

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[noheatnikki.livejournal.com]

And if I guess?

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Then you win, just like anyone else.

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[noheatnikki.livejournal.com]

So if I go through every professor here one by one?

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

No, you get one guess, I thought that went without saying.