~53rd Dance~

[donttelldaddy]

All of this year's resolutions were broken before I even woke up on the first morning.

...on the plus side, I think I may have set a record.

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

[So he wasn't going to talk to you but HIS PREGNANT CAT reminded him.]

Did we uh

y'know

[inkblots] Have stuff?

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Learn to write in English and try again, please.

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

You know!!

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

[Like she pays attention to shit about your cat.]

No, I don't.

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

Condoms.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

No...your broken wang didn't need one, remember?

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

It isn't broken!

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

If it makes you sleep better.

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

It has nothing to do with me sleeping!

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Denial isn't going to fix it for you~

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

It worked just fine that morning!

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Thank you for sharing. Really.

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean to say that.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

You have a few too many malfunctions of the mouth for them all to be accidental.

...have you told anyone?

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[redwhiteandhero.livejournal.com]

No. I don't plan to.

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[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Alright.

[mist-illusions.livejournal.com]

I'm impressed.

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be.

[mist-illusions.livejournal.com]

Breaking your resolutions before the year even starts? That's a feat to be remembered. You must have had a fun night.

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

...you could say that, I suppose.

[mist-illusions.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't?

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

Not really.

[mist-illusions.livejournal.com]

That's too bad. All that resolution-breaking and nothing to show for it.

[donttelldaddy.livejournal.com]

A shame.

[DODGES ALL QUESTIONS]

[mist-illusions.livejournal.com]

I guess that means you don't have to try for the rest of the year.

[QUESTION-DODGERS ARE NO FUN.]